how did i go from getting on my computer to do spanish homework thats due tomorrow to looking up videos of a two year old talking like borat and josh peck asking a guy to see his penis

ask me things i’m so blah right now

ask me things because i SAID SO

jk you have the free will to ask me things or not

but you should ask me things

someone give me an ultimatum of them destroying all pizza lunchables on this planet or making me go to sleep bc i need to sleep but i cant and i would make my self sleep if it meant saving all the pizza lunchables on this earth

i love u pizza lunchables dont u doubt it for one second

when i was 7 i use to think that when a guy and a girl had to just lay on each other and moan and that was considered sex.

when i was 9 i learned about penises and vaginas and then i thought that to have sex the guy just put his penis in the vagina and left it there. no movements or boners. just a flaccid penis chillin in a vag and then you were required to moan.

man fuck i use to be so tiny and cute and now i cant look at a picture of myself without being like “fuck” and just getting annoyed and i know im just sitting here complaining about it and not doing anything but whatever. i suck

y’all my life is so lame I’m tired of everything and I just wanna move